Breaking News!  If there are any guys reading this who would like the perfect opportunity to meet and converse with 30-something women, get your ass over to Toys R Us any weekday morning this week after 9:00.  I guarantee you the place will be full of cute MILFs, and because of the time of day there will be very few children and dads, most of whom will be in school or at work.  There are all kinds of opportunities for small talk in a toy store this time of year, and If you're tall you may even get an opportunity to reach up and get that Barbie or Thomas The Tank Engine down for her from the top shelf.