"Would you like an orgasm?"

That's the question that my wife asked me the other day after she had finally recovered from the one I had given her.

Now...let's see here...

1. She knows I love orgasms (who doesn't?)
2. I can't even remember the last time she gave me one
3. Isn't it a big turn-on to make someone cum? (It sure is for me)

So why does she have to ask in that tone of voice that says she's kinda hoping I'll just say no? In fact, why even ask at all?

"Well...you don't have to...", I replied.

So she didn't.